By Roy Mustang

Snap snap snap snap my fingers

Snap snap snap snap my fingers

Who's that man that's gonna be president of all the land? The flame Alchemist.

My dream is to have a miniskirt harem.

Who's that hot dude, standing in front of the mirror, snapping his fingers, striking a pose?

Uh-huh. That's me. The flame alchemist.

I'm going to light your heart on fire, baby. (Sizzle!)

My heart is a raging inferno, oh yeah. (Disco inferno!)

And tonight, baby, it's burning hotter than ever. (Like a flamethrower!)

Snap, crackle, pop, baby. It's my burning love. (Oh yeah!)

My love's gone and burned up all the oxygen in the room. (Thermodynamics!)

This one goes out to you, the girl in the mirage. (An illusion, baby!)

You know who I am. I'm Roy Mustang! (Then, that's all right.)

I'm a colonel, baby. and this colonel's about to pop! (You mean "Kernel"?)

(Line A) "You like breasts, huh? Well I'm a thigh man!"

(Line B) "Well forget about it!"